Wednesday, 4 October 2017

2 short and silly poems!!

The Scandal of the Candle.                            

“Just look at her!”
“Where”. “Over there!
“All boob job and facelift
Low cut top and short skirt,
High heels, hair overworked!
Her birthday, look at that candle,
What a scandal She’s old enough
To have turned an old-fashioned mangle!




Why not send a letter?

Send a letter
What could be better?

Send an email
Fast and unfettered

Quicker still
Pick up the phone
And say ‘I home
Why not come round?
We could have
tea and a scone!’

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