Monday’s Child is fair of face,

Tuesday’s Child is full of grace.

Wednesday’s Child is full of woe.

Thursday’s Child has far to go!

Friday’s Child is loving and giving

Saturday’s Child works hard for a living

But the Child that is born on the Sabbath Day.

Is bonny and bright blithe and gay.

Friday’s Child.

I am fair of face,

and full of grace.

I am loving

and giving.

But, in my head, I think I am

six foot tall, with long legs.

blonde hair and blue eyes.

But Yes! That is all very well!

In reality, I was born on a Friday!

But Now!!   I am 79 years old,

I have green eyes, I am short and fat

With greying hair.

I am full of cold,

Coughing, sneezing and sweating.

And feeling rubbish!!